Dressed as a “vibe check.” Here's the product, the process, the scripts, and the files you can ship today.
Stop guessing. Start knowing. We decode the forces killing your conversions with surgical precision.
One audit. Seven days to implementation. Actual revenue impact you can measure.
From submission to transformation plan in your inbox.
"Our conversions jumped 35% in a week."
"The audit paid for itself in a single launch."
"We finally know what to build next."
The Vibe Audit is a conversion weapon dressed as a “vibe check.” Here’s the product, the process, the scripts, and the files you can ship today.
A 7‑day, no‑fluff diagnostic + implementation sprint that fixes the three places money leaks: perception, friction, proof. You score them (0–20), hand over a prioritized Top‑5 Fixes, and implement the quick wins. Then you show a chart. If there’s <5% upside, you stop and they keep the report.
Targets: local shops/clinics/salons/cafés and small e‑com brands.
Promise: “We’ll improve how customers feel, flow, and decide—and we’ll prove it in 14 days.”
Payment: 50% up front. Guarantee: If upside <5%, you cancel implementation and they keep the report.
Kill criteria: Client delays/blockers, or you don’t see a path to +$500/wk by day 30 → stop implementation.
Ten categories. Plain English. 0 hurts, 1 meh, 2 great.
You’ve got the interactive HTML scorecard and a CSV/MD version ready to use.
Running a quick “Vibe Audit” for 5 local shops: 30‑min walkthrough → score out of 20 → 10 fixes that lift conversion next week. Costs $0 for the pilot; if you want me to fix things, we talk price after. Want the audit? I’ve got Wed/Thu open. –[Your Name], local, fast, discreet.
Bumping this—two of five spots gone. If you want a blunt read and a short list of fixes that pay for themselves this month, I’ll hold a slot for 24h.
60‑min live audit → report in 24h → I implement top 3 fixes in 7 days. $1,500 flat, 50% to start; if upside <5%, I stop and you keep the report.
Baseline before changes: sessions, CR/booked calls, AOV, weekly revenue, review rate, call volume.
Back‑of‑envelope:
You’ve got an interactive ROI calculator to do the math for clients live.
Complete Starter Kit (zip) — everything below in one file.
Download the Vibe Audit Starter Kit
Open these directly if you want:
No hand‑wringing. You’ve got templates, scripts, and calculators. Open the kit, run the play, and get paid.
One audit. Real fixes. Actual revenue.
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