Brutal clarity time.
The Vibe Audit is a conversion weapon.

Dressed as a “vibe check.” Here's the product, the process, the scripts, and the files you can ship today.

Every leak. Located.
Every fix. Prioritized.

Stop guessing. Start knowing. We decode the forces killing your conversions with surgical precision.

One audit. Seven days to implementation. Actual revenue impact you can measure.

47%
Avg Lift
7
Days to Ship
5
Fixes Max
Sample Vibe Audit Scorecard
13/20
First Impression (5-sec clarity)
1/2
Sensory & Aesthetics
1/2
Social Proof
2/2
Trust & Safety
2/2
Conversion Mechanics
1/2
Speed & Performance
1.5/2
Navigation & Flow
1/2
Offer Framing
1.5/2
Emotional Energy
1/2
Accessibility & Friction
1/2

Not another bullshit report

📊
PIE-Scored Fixes
Every fix ranked by Potential × Impact ÷ Effort. Ship what matters. Skip what doesn't.
📝
Paste-Ready Copy
Headlines, CTAs, trust signals—written and ready. Copy, paste, ship. No copywriter needed.
🎯
7-Day Plan
Day-by-day implementation roadmap. What to build, when to ship, how to measure.
📈
Revenue Math
Expected lift calculations. ROI projections. Kill criteria if fixes don't perform.
🤖
Agent Prompt
Hand it to your dev, VA, or AI. Complete implementation instructions included.
🔬
GA4 Events
Exact tracking setup. Measure every micro-conversion. Prove the impact.

Four days. Total clarity.

From submission to transformation plan in your inbox.

1
Submit
2 minutes
2
We Decode
48 hours
3
Report Lands
Day 3
4
You Ship
Day 4-10

Real results

"Our conversions jumped 35% in a week."

— Acme Corp

"The audit paid for itself in a single launch."

— BrightCo

"We finally know what to build next."

— Founder, Lunar

FAQ

What do I get?
A prioritized list of fixes, copy, and tracking setup.
How long does it take?
You receive your audit in three days and a ship plan the next day.
Who is this for?
Brands that care about every detail of the customer journey.

Brutal clarity time.

The Vibe Audit is a conversion weapon dressed as a “vibe check.” Here’s the product, the process, the scripts, and the files you can ship today.

What the hell is it?

A 7‑day, no‑fluff diagnostic + implementation sprint that fixes the three places money leaks: perception, friction, proof. You score them (0–20), hand over a prioritized Top‑5 Fixes, and implement the quick wins. Then you show a chart. If there’s <5% upside, you stop and they keep the report.

Targets: local shops/clinics/salons/cafés and small e‑com brands.

Promise: “We’ll improve how customers feel, flow, and decide—and we’ll prove it in 14 days.”

The Offer (clean packaging)

Payment: 50% up front. Guarantee: If upside <5%, you cancel implementation and they keep the report.

The Method (step-by-step)

Day 0 – Prep (30 minutes)

Day 1 – Live Audit (60 minutes, Zoom or on‑site)

Day 2 – Report (deliver in 24h)

Days 2–7 – Implement

Day 14 – Proof + Check‑in

Kill criteria: Client delays/blockers, or you don’t see a path to +$500/wk by day 30 → stop implementation.

The Scorecard (0–20)

Ten categories. Plain English. 0 hurts, 1 meh, 2 great.

  1. First Impression (5-sec test) – Can a stranger tell what it is and what to do?
  2. Sensory & Aesthetics – Lighting, color, sound/scent. Cohesive or chaos?
  3. Navigation & Flow – Obvious path? No dead-ends?
  4. Offer Clarity & Framing – One primary offer. Price framed.
  5. Social Proof & Cred – Recent reviews/UGC. Proof near the ask.
  6. Speed & Responsiveness – Load times or staff response don’t suck.
  7. Trust & Safety – Cleanliness, policies, secure checkout.
  8. Emotional Energy & Tone – Warm, confident, distinct.
  9. Accessibility & Friction – Mobile/ADA basics, easy pay/parking, readable type.
  10. Conversion Mechanics – Sticky obvious CTA, low-friction checkout/booking.

You’ve got the interactive HTML scorecard and a CSV/MD version ready to use.

The 10 Quick Fixes (48‑hour play)

  1. Replace hero with value + single CTA (no sliders).
  2. Add proof bar (stars + count + logos) above the fold.
  3. Compress images + lazy‑load (shoot for <2.5s on mobile).
  4. Sticky primary CTA on mobile.
  5. Menu/offer anchoring: add a decoy, highlight the star, bundle a bestseller.
  6. Lighting/sound sanity pass (kill flicker/hum; warm the entrance).
  7. Peak‑end scripting for staff: warm open → memorable peak → confident exit line.
  8. Review QR at checkout + post‑purchase SMS 1 hour later.
  9. Clean the literal front door + fix signage legibility.
  10. Default to SMS confirmations for bookings.

Scripts you'll actually use

Cold DM (58 words)

Running a quick “Vibe Audit” for 5 local shops: 30‑min walkthrough → score out of 20 → 10 fixes that lift conversion next week. Costs $0 for the pilot; if you want me to fix things, we talk price after. Want the audit? I’ve got Wed/Thu open. –[Your Name], local, fast, discreet.

Follow-up (48h)

Bumping this—two of five spots gone. If you want a blunt read and a short list of fixes that pay for themselves this month, I’ll hold a slot for 24h.

Proposal (Core)

60‑min live audit → report in 24h → I implement top 3 fixes in 7 days. $1,500 flat, 50% to start; if upside <5%, I stop and you keep the report.

Measurement & ROI

Baseline before changes: sessions, CR/booked calls, AOV, weekly revenue, review rate, call volume.

Back‑of‑envelope:

You’ve got an interactive ROI calculator to do the math for clients live.

Deliverables (what the client gets)

Ops: your internal muscle

Files (done and ready)

Complete Starter Kit (zip) — everything below in one file.

Download the Vibe Audit Starter Kit

Open these directly if you want:

Vertical tweaks (use these riffs)

Your 90‑minute launch (today)

  1. Publish the landing page (copy provided).
  2. Send 20 DMs (script above).
  3. Run 2 audits (use the interactive scorecard).
  4. Ship 2 reports inside 24h and offer implementation at $1,500 flat.
  5. Track with the ROI calculator and screenshot results.

No hand‑wringing. You’ve got templates, scripts, and calculators. Open the kit, run the play, and get paid.

Ready to fix the vibe?

One audit. Real fixes. Actual revenue.

Get Your Audit →